On earth as it is in heaven.

The mall is a funny place at Christmas.

If you work in an electronics store, there are dozens of girls in short skirts coming in to ask where the cell phones and digital cameras are.

Give us this day our daily bread.

There in the case over by the front of the door, ma'am.

Strangely enough, most of these ladies wear very short skirts. Or maybe not so strange; this is the warmest winter I can remember. I'm sitting here in shorts and a vest.

And forgive us our trespasses,

I've been running around like a chicken with no head. My boss has been scouring every hiding place to get some people on the floor.

As we forgive those who trespass against us.

With all the girls going in and out, and knowing that one will never be caught doing otherwise, it's remarkably hard to keep one's eyes above eye level.

And lead us not into temptation...


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