On earth as it is in heaven.

The mall is a funny place at Christmas.

If you work in an electronics store, there are dozens of girls in short skirts coming in to ask where the cell phones and digital cameras are.

Give us this day our daily bread.

There in the case over by the front of the door, ma'am.

Strangely enough, most of these ladies wear very short skirts. Or maybe not so strange; this is the warmest winter I can remember. I'm sitting here in shorts and a vest.

And forgive us our trespasses,

I've been running around like a chicken with no head. My boss has been scouring every hiding place to get some people on the floor.

As we forgive those who trespass against us.

With all the girls going in and out, and knowing that one will never be caught doing otherwise, it's remarkably hard to keep one's eyes above eye level.

And lead us not into temptation...


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Attention, people of Naruto-kun.com!

Stop being stupid!

Seriously. I go in for some Avatar information, and I find a retard rodeo. Periods are not optional people, nor do they usually come in packs of three! And are you trying to cause seizures ith your stupid sig images?! How long does it take to copy/paste four words into Google? And why do you make the same point three times?! Sweet Christmas, is that Times New Roman in your poorly-resized sig that you ganked from dA? Why are you calling Aang 'generic' for being a twelve-year old boy? You guys can't even quote your own sig right. Wait, their are people who still think the series is Japanese? Which part of the "Michael Dante DiMarteno" and "Bryan Konietzko" at the end of the opening title that they put at the beginning of every episode of the series looked Japanese to you?! And you make a valid point, but would you please learn to spell and loose the cliched sigs? What's with putting a random anime image over some fractal and then increasing the saturation?

I need a drink.